Tuesday Taeks

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What else do I need to say?

Today we dive into taeks full steam ahead. We’ve got horrible QB taeks, parlor tricks, batman, and babies. But first, gotta cover our butts. Read below.

Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.

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Hawt Taeks

THERE’S NO VALID EXPLANATION
Gotta love it when your QB is out there throwing darts and little jabs.
When people say X player is the next Tyreek Hill…
….. I laughed out loud at this one
Oh Tony…. you went there.

Next couple tweets/Gifs are for Dave

We love you Dave with or without your tiny infant sized hands.
Seriously you two… not cool.

Around the Web

The guy’s face LOL!

That’s it for this week’s set of Taeks.  I hope you all enjoyed the show. Speaking of show, this is completely unrelated to anything taeky but the Fam and I are headed to Silver Dollar City this week.  Anyone on here ever been? I know there some fellow SW Mo folks on here.
And now that I’ve hijacked my own article, I will retire with some fresh pork rinds and a splash of  sarsaparilla. See y’all next week. 

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ChiefsfaninOR
ChiefsfaninOR

You may want to check out Marvel Cave. I liked it as much as SDC though that was like 50 years ago, long before it became commercial.

DenverDonkeyHater
DenverDonkeyHater

Umm marvel cave is SDC. The cave was their first attraction. Still there and even though it takes awhile to do, I still think it’s well worth it.

ChiefsfaninOR
ChiefsfaninOR

“Umm marvel cave is SDC. ”

Gotcha. Didn’t realize that. Was just a kid at the time.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

Busy all day today so this is my first chance to reply. My family is season pass holders at Silver Dollar City. They prefer it by a country mile to Worlds of Fun. They have big boy roller coasters now. Make sure to do the Giant Barn swing.

Time Traveler was new last year. You spin like teacups (though slower) while on a big rollercoaster. I loved it.

There is also a cave tour you can do. It was awesome. Might not be something to do with little kids, because it takes around an hour and there are about a billion stairs.

Also it is tricky to find, but Grandfathers’s Mansion is really fun. It is like a fun house that kids and adults both enjoy.

I hope you see this and it helps.

Dave B.
Dave B.

I get that everyone who follows the NFL has a favorite team (or a family member who plays on one) but the lack of objectivity with some of these people in the media absolutely baffles me. And why in the FUCK does the NFL Network continue to insist that David Carr won a Super Bowl with the New York Giants? Yes, he was on the team. No, he did not play a single snap that season.

Nasrani
Nasrani

But if media talking heads are objective, how will we know what to think?

Nasrani
Nasrani

I’ve been to SDC but it was like 20 years ago (when the heck did I get old?!), so I can’t remember much other than riding a roller coaster there called the “Thunderation” an obscene number of times. It’s a decent theme park if I remember correctly. I can’t remember if the Baldknobbers are there or if they’re more an attraction in Branson proper, but if you get the chance, they’re pretty good – and family friendly.

DenverDonkeyHater
DenverDonkeyHater

Thunderation is now good for a pain in the neck. For awhile they used to let you ride backwards which was more fun. The show the Baldknobbers is in Branson, but the baldknobbers are featured in the ride Fire in the Hole, which features one my favorite lines to use that always gets a “You’re such a dork” from my wife. “I ain’t got no pants no more. The dang baldknobbers stole them.”

The actual baldknobbers were an interesting post civil war vigilante group. The were featured in the book, now show, The Shepard of the Hills, which is why they are used around Branson now.

Nasrani
Nasrani

I mean, my wife would tell you that’s all I’m good for…

Thunderation is now good for a pain in the neck

Falco16
Falco16

Silver Dollar City isn’t too bad. Except after dark around Christmas when everyone tries to line up for the parade thing. Jesus Freaks get rude AF.

starry1
starry1

Colorado barbecue is terrible. There is one food truck that’s decent, but that’s about it.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

I love Silver Dollar City. I have fond memories from going there in the summer as a kid, and the Christmas festivities are VERY nice.

Mahomesisgreat
Mahomesisgreat

Loved it when I was a kid. Moved away and never got to take my kids there. Is it any good for college aged kids?

DenverDonkeyHater
DenverDonkeyHater

They’ve stepped up their roller coasters. Powder keg, barrel run are first class. I’ve yet to be on the new time machine one but it’s supposed to be good too. Wildfire is fun but quick. I think college age kids would like the cave too.

I would say other than that they might think it was either too kiddish or for old people.

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
MidKan Chiefs Lifer

Your excuses suck, but my team woulda won if things had happened the way they were supposed to.

That’s not an excuse.

KC Dude (A.K.A Zif)

Been a few times a long time ago… Like way back in the 90’s.

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
MidKan Chiefs Lifer

I’ve been, but it’s been 24ish years ago and I was around 13. On the other hand we were going to take our kids this summer, but decided to do some other vacation things this year and probably go next year.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

I like that Patrick Mahomes is a good-natured shit-talker.

Anthony Stratton

While funny, on twitter I’m not sure anyone realizes thats photoshopped…so not actually Mahomes throwing him the ball

Anthony Stratton

I mean…I guess its entirely possible he n Mahomes decided to have an impromptu game of catch in LA and the Chiefs equipment manager just happened to show up…

BDChiefsFan
BDChiefsFan

when Heath Ledger was tapped to play the Joker, people lost their minds. same with Batfleck. lets give sparkles a chance in actually acting in the movie before we condemn him.

vvet818
vvet818

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TNCHIEFS
TNCHIEFS

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starry1
starry1

No.