Tuesday Taeks

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Today is my second favorite day of the week, sorry Tuesday, Fridays are pretty hard to beat. The ‘Mondays’ have worn off, I have a chance to work into the work week, and I get a chance to bring you all a little chuckle while putting this article together. Speaking of you all, thanks for always stopping in and commenting on all of the AG staffs articles. You guys and gals are the best .

Now on with the show.

Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.

Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim, or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal, and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.

Hawt Taeks

No one is safe, not even fellow AGer’s
NE ‘Fans’…
The Chiefs broke the Jags.
The Chiefs broke the Jags.
The Chiefs broke the Jags.
The Chiefs broke the Jags.
Is it bad I’m calling this a hawt taek?
There were so many NSFW comments in this thread …
…. does he know?…

From Across the Web

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After sifting through some pretty heated and/ or gross twitter threads I wanted to end Taeks on a heart warming moment. I hope you don’t mind, I’m doing it for our souls after all.
Next week we will back at it again with more comments, taeks, and randoms from all across the twitterverse. Until then, stay classy Arrowhead Guys.

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ArrowFan
ArrowFan

Whatever it is they are drinking in the water in the Bay area I’m jealous.

BDChiefsFan
BDChiefsFan

enjoyed it

QuackTastic
QuackTastic

Love it

Spider
Spider

I got a taek for y’all:
I went up to Tulsa for lunch today and White River Fish Market serves some of the best seafood in the country. Yeah, Tulsa. The one in Oklahoma.

ArrowFan
ArrowFan

There is a waterway that connects Tulsa to the gulf coast so they can get “fresh” seafood all the way to Oklahoma relatively fast.

wildcats137
wildcats137

I REALLY, enjoyed watching Clowney destroy the TE on that wham block.

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
MidKan Chiefs Lifer

So far I have read one taek and well boogie you are wrong

Tony Sommer

I agree with Watkins being underrated, but most overrated (by non-Chiefs fans at least) is probably Fisher.

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
MidKan Chiefs Lifer

I agree when Watkins is healthy he is underrated. Just watch the playoff loss to the Pat’s and you can see they focused on Kelce and Hill which left Watkins to do the damage. That says they found Kelce and Hill more dangerous.

To all other fanbases I think Berry was the most overrated player on the Chiefs based on how many times I have seen him listed as being a huge loss for our defense.

Based on contract (not perception) I think the most overrated (by Veach) is Hitchens.

Tony Sommer

I had no idea how controversial that tweet would be. Apparently people really like the Frank Clark trade now.

HawaiiFiveOh
HawaiiFiveOh

Yeah. Phillip Rivers is better than Drew Brews. That’s why Drew holds several individual records, multiple division titles and a Superbowl win. What has Phillip Rivers accomplished again?

Edit: I prefer giving him two L’s in his name because he’s used to getting 2 L’s from the Chiefs.

Panzer85
Panzer85

He could’ve been the GOAT if only he’d followed Brig. Gen. Jack Ripper’s advice…

DenverDonkeyHater
DenverDonkeyHater

Tuesday’s are by far and away the worst day of the week. Nothing good about a Tuesday.

Team Player
Team Player

…except Taeks

DenverDonkeyHater
DenverDonkeyHater

I stand by my comment.

Kidding.

One good thing about Tuesday

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
MidKan Chiefs Lifer

Love some taeks

MasterChief
MasterChief

The Taeks are the star of my Tuesdays and they remind me to keep my head on straight.