Hawt taeks is the name of the game. Today we continue to touch on an old friend, some draft Taeks, and proper eye wear.
Its Draft week Kingdom
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Nelson Island needs his own…. well island of taeks
Use only in case of emergency
And this concludes this weeks Tuesday Taeks. I’m quite certain post draft we will have no shortage of interesting comments from the interwebz. Stay tuned and until then…