It’s a little-known fact that Mark Davis has a particular show he likes to watch while he gets his weekly bowl cut. So little-known you may think I just made it up.
But you’re an idiot. You might be right about that. Word around whatever city doesn’t currently want the Raiders is that the man is quite a fan of “Last Change U”. His favorite player? Isaiah Wright, RB. For obvious reasons.
Mark is such a fan of Isaiah Wright that when he hired Mike Mayock, he had it written in poor Mike’s contract that he would draft the former Netflix star with this very pick. And I can prove it*. A freak athlete with off the field issues who was cleared of murder charges? Match made in
heaven Oakland Vegas nowhere.
After the last several years it appears the front office of the
butt black hole has finally realized that signing the oldest players available isn’t getting it done. The group of backs on the roster leaves a lot to be desired, even for this staff.
So without further ado… with the 24th pick in the 2019 NFL draft, the Oakland (?) Raiders select…
BREAKING NEWS – Jon Gruden has just informed Mark Davis that Isaiah Wright is not eligible for the NFL draft.
With the 24th pick in the 2019 NFL draft, the Raiders reluctantly select Josh Jacobs, RB Alabama.
*I can’t prove it
Oakland Raiders GM jmgunn0124 selects: RB Josh Jacobs, Alabama
- Arizona Cardinals – DT Quinnen Williams, Alabama
- San Francisco 49ers – DT Ed Oliver, Houston
- New York Jets – EDGE Nick Bosa, Ohio St
- Oakland Raiders – EDGE Josh Allen, Kentucky
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers – CB Greedy Williams, LSU
- New York Giants – EDGE Montez Sweat, Mississippi St
- Jacksonville Jaguars – OT Jawaan Taylor, Florida
- Detroit Lions – LB Devin White, LSU
- Buffalo Bills – OT Jonah Williams, Alabama
- Denver Broncos – LB Devin Bush, Michigan
- Cincinnati Bengals – QB Kyler Murray, Oklahoma
- Green Bay Packers – TE Noah Fant, Iowa
- Miami Dolphins – QB Drew Lock, Missouri
- Atlanta Falcons – WR D.K. Metcalf, Ole Miss
- Washington Redskins – QB Dwayne Haskins, Ohio St
- Carolina Panthers – OT Andre Dillard, Washington St
- New York Giants – DT Dexter Lawrence, Clemson
- Minnesota Vikings – OT Cody Ford, Oklahoma
- Tennessee Titans – TE TJ Hockenson, Iowa
- Pittsburgh Steelers – WR Marquise Brown, Oklahoma
- Seattle Seahawks – EDGE Clelin Ferrell, Clemson
- Baltimore Ravens – EDGE Brian Burns, Florida St
- Houston Texans – CB DeAndre Baker, Georgia
- Oakland Raiders – RB Josh Jacobs, Alabama
- Philadelphia Eagles –
- Indianapolis Colts –
- Oakland Raiders –
- San Angeles Chargers –
- Kansas City Chiefs –
- Green Bay Packers –
- Los Angeles Rams –
- New England Patriots –