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98 repliesWho’s ready to mock our way to the draft? Its that time of year and we’re ready to get started rolling out the mock draft done by you, AG. Below is the draft order for the 1st round and picking team selections is done on a “1st come, 1st serve” basis. For now, with some teams having multiple picks, please specify which pick you would like to complete. Once everyone who wants to participate has a team, you can choose a second pick. When you are on the clock you will be notified via the email account you signed up with and will have 24 hours to reply with your selection and write-up. For your write-up, explain why the player you selected fits the team. Feel free to have fun with your write-up, make it humorous. There will be voting involved, and the best write-up wins a prize…that I’ll announce as soon as I figure it out. Think something along the lines of:
Or maybe something else. We’ll try to make it fun, regardless.
If you sign up to draft for a team, please make sure you are committed to following through, and if for some reason you are unable to please let me know ASAP so we can re-assign your team to someone else. Thanks!
- Arizona Cardinals – dablueguy
- San Francisco 49ers – DaveFriedman
- New York Jets – wustl_chiefs_fan
- Oakland Raiders – SCKSChiefs
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers – ChiefZed
- New York Giants – Mitko
- Jacksonville Jaguars – 01lowbird
- Detroit Lions – InHarmsWay19
- Buffalo Bills – KC Dude
- Denver Broncos – stjoechief
- Cincinnati Bengals – 3rdnlong
- Green Bay Packers – sydenham
- Miami Dolphins – Northwest Chief
- Atlanta Falcons – mbkemp
- Washington Redskins – tsv0728
- Carolina Panthers – backbone313
- New York Giants – ChiefDog
- Minnesota Vikings – CHIEFSandSABRES
- Tennessee Titans – Thepriesttheycalledhim
- Pittsburgh Steelers – Andy Reid the Walrus King
- Seattle Seahawks – zulutrader
- Baltimore Ravens – Tyrone
- Houston Texans – dave9600
- Oakland Raiders – jmgunn0124
- Philadelphia Eagles – 4thQtrMagic
- Indianapolis Colts – Darth Caedus
- Oakland Raiders – KC_SunDevil
- San Angeles Chargers – SDNativeinTX
- Kansas City Chiefs – Tony
- Green Bay Packers – Bob_the_Skull
- Los Angeles Rams – starry1
- New England Patriots – @KennyWitTheKoke
Example of a Badass Writeup
With the 22nd pick in the 2016 Another Place mock draft, The Houston Watts GM ta2tony21 selects…
/inserts cliffhanger here
Some player who won’t help them beat the Chiefs. Like. Ever. Obviously the Watts have a lengthy list of needs if they ever want to aspire to beat the Chiefs (who, Gods being kind, get to play these chumps a third time in two years) starting with quarterback, running back, wide receiver, tight end, offensive tackle, guard, center, safety, cornerback, inside linebacker, outside linebacker, nose tackle, and most importantly of all: defensive end.
You see, in the year since JJ Watt was last spotted cutting firewood in the woods (borderline cannibalism if you ask me) in a football uniform with no gloves (things only rednecks notice), he has developed a severe case of ichthyophobia and diarrhea. But mostly ichthyophobia. Which, if you didn’t know, is the fear of fish. Or rather, Fish, if that’s what you call him. You know, that or, uh, His Fishness, or uh, Fisher, or El Fisherino if you’re not into that whole brevity thing. What in God’s holy name am I blathering about, you might ask? The bums lost, sir!
…JJ Watt is scared of Eric Fisher. I mean, I bet he fakes an injury the week the Watts play the Chiefs. Oh, he’ll be active come game day, but he’s totes sitting this next one out.
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So where were we? Oh yeah, selecting a draft pick for these southbound pachyderms with oversized belt-buckles that rival their over-estimation of BBQ so conservative it matches their political tendencies.
Well, considering all of the team needs for the Houston Watts it really only comes down to two options. The first and easiest option being a DE to fill in for JJ’s 15 sacks per game (as projected by [Fansite deleted by the editor]) when he decides to ask for a mulligan against KC this upcoming season; someone is going to have to play every position on defense while Baby-J is getting his diapers changed on the sidelines. The other option here at 22, in fact my dark horse pick of the draft, is just one frickin’ special teams guy who can tackle Knile Davis before allowing him to run 106 yards for the playoff game-deciding score.
Unfortunately, since no such human being exists, at least not one known to man not named Chuck Norris, the selection here has to be Boy J’s replacement …
Ole Miss DT Robert Nkemdiche
Shit, what’s the worst that could happen?
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If you still need people to draft I can make a pick. I don’t care which team.
Sweet, I’ll put you down for the Packers! Welcome aboard!
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Ok pencil me in for those dick-bag Baltimore Ravens at #22 please
One dick bag Raven for Tyrone, check.
When are we starting this again?
Monday. The plan is to post one draft pick a day Mon-Fri up to the draft…though I’ll prolly have to double up a few to get em all out before the draft.
Hey, are we picking team or slots? Right now I have the vagabonds at 27. Does that mean I have the Bears after that?
We are picking draft selections , not teams.
Let me get CaM’s team at 16
You got it!
Make sure you draft a clergyman
I’ll take whomever, if y’all still need too fill a spot.
Got you in the next open spot, Giants at 17
Thanks
I’ll take the Minnesota Vikings.
Got it.
I’ll ‘Volunteer’ to impersonate Jon Robinson, representing the Tennessee Titans pick at 19.
Done.
Welcome aboard!
Thanks!
I’ll do the Edmonton Eskimos of the Confused Football League…..just put it on auto draft.
I…uh….what?
I will take the part of Howie Roseman, in the city of brotherly love….
Its yours!
You got me with the “or else.” I will take the Lions at 8 or the Packers at 12 if either are available please.
Okay, saw that Dan has the Lions, cool, so I’ll take the Packers please.
You got the Packers at 12
I will take the Homeless and Destitute Scavengers (aka Raiders). Random is what I do best.
You got the Raiders at 27
Can I play Scott Pioli
Done.
I will take the Bengals. It would be a repeat time for me drafting for them.
They are yours.
I’ll take Houston at 23. Someone has to draft Watt’s replacement.
Sly!
Taking the DETROIT LIONS at 8. Thanks
Why haven’t they had Shane Ray in yet, I see he is visiting the Colts today. He won’t cost much, and has a pretty high upside if he can stay healthy. Seems like a depth guy we could find a way to use., and shouldn’t he be rewarded for tattooing the logo on himself? I’m a massive fan…still no tattoo.
They must either feel that he isn’t a fit for this defense or Spags just doesn’t like him. I don’t see the harm in bringing him in to pair with Okafor tbh
Hes been hurt and he cant stop the run to save his life.
I was never a fan of his in college and he got exposed in the NFL
I would love to have him on the team, cheaply, because hometown boy and all, but…. MU fans know Markus Golden was always better.
Go ahead and give me the LA Carpetbaggers. It’ll be fun to speculate on how they’ll s–t the bed this time in the draft.
I’m going to need you to be more specific…lol.
Done.
I’ll take Tampa Bay at #5.
Gotcha
Thanks! Maybe I missed it, but when does this start?
The Cardinals are on the clock!
Probably start Monday…try to do one a day M-F
Ouch…1 a day put’s the pressure on. If our pick needs to drive an actual conversation, that suggests we need to put actual thought into it! Especially since the vast majority of us don’t really care about any team but the Chiefs.
Well hopefully we can get a couple days head start. 24 hours to send in your write-up, Arizona is on the clock…in theory we should have the first 3 writeups turned in by monday when it starts…then sake Sat & Sun off to build the buffer up a bit…
In theory.
Am I supposed to get something in Email to respond to now that I am on the clock, or do I just send my write up to the contact us link?
I sent you an email. Did you get it? You can send it to my email, its my username @gmail.