Tuesday Taeks

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I’m going to try and ease Monday’s craziness with a bit of normality. I present this week’s crazy hawt taeks.

Full Disclaimer here: These are meant to be in satire. I repeat these are meant to be taken lightly and in jest. Please do not take offense if you or someone you know gets named in the ‘taeks’, remember all publicity is good publicity. In fact, you’re welcome.

Additionally do not seek out the authors of these ‘taeks’ to ridicule, maim, or otherwise harass them. It could be illegal, and Seth isn’t licensed to practice law on the interwebz. Worse yet, you might make the following week’s ‘Taeks’. We’ll make you famous.

Bears Fans Everywhere during Free Agency

Oh Lord Tony, No!
Like Clockwork

And clear winner for this week’s Hawtest Taek is Gabriel Eltaeb

EASILY WIN?!?!?!?!!?!

Honorable Mentions

And a Single Random from the Combine last week. 
Was Chris Jones invited back to the Combine? 

We are Done folks, see yall back around here next week. Same time,
Same place.

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bulging you know what in the back. good lord have mercy


I like the Mahomes effect getting free agents such as Hyde the way Glazier talks about, we need that effect to reach over to the defense. I’m stoked for Honey Badger, but til I’m struggling to be super optimistic about the defense just yet.


Damn, the “One Hour Later” absolutely killed me. Well done.

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Gabriel ElTaek. Nasrani, you have the Arabic typefont to make it all natural. Help us out.

MidKan Chiefs Lifer
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More wasted work time you guys are awesome. We are moving to a more lean workplace. I’m doing my part I’m leaning on my desk right now looking at Arrowheadguys.com!


My girlfriend used to say that, every morning, she would wake up to a bulging disc in her back..

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(Not not NOT going to make a pickle-bulging disc joke!).