Into the Afternight, Your 3rd Shift Open Thread.

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Temperate Thursday edition, since Spring’s finally creeping her way up to here.

PSA: If you have a suggestion for the “Why Did They?” thread, I’ll be wrapping up the final list later in tomorrow’s afternight. No, I won’t be announcing it, so get them in early. Just review the list first, so you aren’t repeating something.

It’s that time again, Fellow Children of the Night. What music shall we make? As the friendly velvet darkness of the night wraps around us, let us raise our collective voices.

But first, a tribute to the nearing arrival of Spring:

And now for something completely different:

But I’d better stop now, because it’s silly. So, on with the festivities!

With that, time’s yours.

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venturachief
venturachief

I’ve checked twitter about 1000 times today for news on Darby. Not the best use of time.

venturachief
venturachief

Man I love that movie. Great scene choice.

CHIEFSandSABRES

Anyone here play softball? I’ve spent entirely to much time looking up some new softball cleats this evening.

Mitko
Mitko

Not softball, but I’ve decided to quit my dayjob and become a harness Rider

CHIEFSandSABRES

Okay you got me. Never heard of a harness rider before.

Mitko
Mitko

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Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

Which one is Elway?

Mitko
Mitko

The slow one in the back

Fire_FG_the_moron
Fire_FG_the_moron

Its got 3 hooves in the glue factory if that helps.

CHIEFSandSABRES

Interesting

Texas Chief
Texas Chief

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does it have something to do with this?

Mitko
Mitko

No, but that was the uniform I was going to pick

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

I have a hard time getting my head in the right hole of a tank top, I could never get that fucking thing on.

Mitko
Mitko

I have a hard time getting my head in the right hole

– Severely Concussed

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

My words were taken out of context. I feel like Lebron James.

Texas Chief
Texas Chief
Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

From Charles in Charge to a bad Weird Al wannabe anal sex video. Life comes at you fast.

Texas Chief
Texas Chief

between you, mitko and tyrone tonight .. I have googled “Harness” “Finger the Internet” and “How do I make a degree symbol on a keyboard”

wustl_chiefs_fan

And don’t forget “poop knife” from the other day.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

I made my wife read that redditt yesterday. She was crying laughing.

CHIEFSandSABRES

I can never forget that. Ever. And thank you.

Texas Chief
Texas Chief

I didnt have to look that one up.
I’m the one that brought it up in the first place. heh

CHIEFSandSABRES

I hope you never have to attempt it.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

I used to play a lot of slow pitch.

Tyrone
Tyrone

I had to dish out a lot of up votes in this thread

Tyrone
Tyrone

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

wustl_chiefs_fan

Fun fact, if the Raiders don’t make the playoffs next season they will have more relocations than playoff wins in the last 15 years.

Fun fact, Joe Flacco and Patrick Mahomes have the same number of 4,000 yard seasons.

Tyrone
Tyrone

And Mahomes has more 4500 yard seasons, and more 30 TD seasons than Flacco.

It’s funnier the lower the number is

Texas Chief
Texas Chief

Yes, but if Flacco can master “Spider 2 Y Banana” and “Spider 3 Y Banana” … he will have 1/2 of Gruden’s playbook down and probably put up hundreds of yards passing for the season.

Severely Concussed
Severely Concussed

Elway is a moron. He got Flacco because he wanted a qb that can play under center. The only time Mahomes is under center is the victory formation.

Texas Chief
Texas Chief

I assume they are gonna draft a QB high again…..
And Flacco is their version of having A. Smith mentor the rookie on the bench for a year

CHIEFSandSABRES

And it was commented on here today by someone the majority of Elway’s snaps were from the shotgun…

Mitko
Mitko

Elway wasn’t in shotgun formation, he was just running away from DT pre-snap

Fire_FG_the_moron
Fire_FG_the_moron

Elway lived in the EVADE DT formation from ’89 on.

Mitko
Mitko

Fun fact the Raiders have won 81 games the last 15 years. The Browns 69. Take our 2016? 69-68

Mitko
Mitko

It took the BROWNS 2 years of going 1- 31 to catch up in suckatude of that of the Raiders

Tyrone
Tyrone

Nice

Texas Chief
Texas Chief

Chiefs have won 120 regular season games in the last 15 season.

CHIEFSandSABRES

And we even managed some pretty crappy teams sprinkled in there!